It's well known that astronaut Neil Armstrong's first remark on the moon was, "That's one small step for a man..." Was is less well known is a brief statement said half under his breath when he was re-entering the lunar capsule after the first moon-walk. He said, "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." That part wasn't on the major network feeds and was only heard by a few journalists who later listened to the complete tapes.

Over the years, Armstrong was occasionally asked about this remark, to which he'd always say that it was a private remark he didn't care to talk about. Then, about a year ago, he was asked again by a journalist. He said something to the effect, "Well, OK, they're dead now and no harm can be done."

So it seems that when Armstrong was a young boy, there was a Jewish couple, Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky, who lived next door. One day, young Neil was out playing ball with his brother and one of them hit the ball into the Gorsky's back yard. Neil ran into the yard to get the ball and from an open window heard Mrs. Gorsky yelling at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex---ORAL SEX YOU WANT!!! You'll get oral sex the day the kid next door walks on the moon!"